Aur beta tum india me kahan se ho
Mejiiii
Mummy pakistan se hai
Kon me
Kyun beta khush rakhega na hamari asha ko ji
Zara unchha bol punjabiyon ka ghar hai
Ji ji khush rakhunga
Maaro siyapaa hoye hoye
Do sau litre aansoon teen sau kilo gham
God ji batado jayein kahan pe hum hoye
Haan do sau litre aansoon teen sau kilo gham
God ji batado jayein kahan pe hum
Jyaada takleef hai thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai
Upar se tere mummy papa bhai aapa
(Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa hum marr gaye yaar) - 2
Beta tum india me kahan se ho
Hmm mummy teri mainu hate kare
Brother tera irritate kare
Daddy hamesha lost rehta
Sister teri manipulate kare
Gabbar saara high rakhe paara
Soniye ni pango ka hai yeh pitara
Phir bhi teri galiyon ka rasta hai naapa
Zara unchha bol punjabiyon ka ghar hai
(Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa hum marr gaye yaar) - 3
Haan do sau litre aansoon teen sau kilo gham
God ji batado jayein kahan pe hum
Jyaada takleef hai thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai
Upar se tere mummy papa bhai aapa
Rabba bajainyi ve
(Total siyappa hai tera pyaar
Chaddeya khutapa hum marr gaye yaar) - 2
Kya main sundar nahin hoon
Siyappa siyappa siyappa - 3
Jab se aaya hoon
Kabhi koi santra maar raha hai
Kabhi koi goli maar raha hai
Kabhi koi gaali de raha hai
Kabhi koi dhamki de raha hai
De raha hai - 3
Dhamki de raha hai
Ek se badhkar ek
Namoona ikhatta kiya hua hai khandaan ne