Kabhi Jo Badal Barse Lyrics from Jackpot (2013)

 
Kabhi jo baadal barse
 Main dekhun tujhe aankhen bhar ke
 Tu lage mujhe pahli barish ki dua
 
 Tere pahlu mein reh loon main khud ko pagal keh loon
 Tu gham de ya khushiyaan seh loon sathiya
 
 Koi nahi tere siwa mera yahan
 Manzilein hain meri to sab yahan
 Mita de sabhi aaja faasle
 Main chahoon mujhe mujhse baant le
 Zara sa mujh mein tu jhaank le
 Main hoon kya
 
 Pahle kabhi na tune mujhe gham diya
 Phir mujhe kyun tanha kar diya
 Guzaare the jo lamhe pyaar ke
 Hamesha tujhe apna maan ke
 To phir tune badli kyun ada
 Yeh kyun kiya
 
 Kabhi jo baadal barse
 Main dekhun tujhe aankhen bhar ke
 Tu lage mujhe pahli barish ki dua
 Tere pahlu mein reh loon
 Main khud ko pagal keh loon
 Tu gham de ya khushiyaan 
 Seh loon sathiya

Dhokha Dhadi Lyrics from R Rajkumar

Udd gaye tote re tere to udd gaye tote re - 4
 Teri aankhon se hui yaariyaa chalte chalte yoon hi
 Meri aankhon ne teri aankhon se aap beeti kahi
 Teri aankhon ke peechhe peechhe hum pagle se chal pade
 Meri aankhein ab dil ke chakkar mein kuchh bhi na sunti hain
 Dil yeh dhokha dhadi kar dega socha na tha
 Itni yeh gadbadi kar dega socha na tha
 Aisi mushkil khadi ker dega socha na tha
 Udd gaye tote tere to udd gaye tote re - 2
 
 Haan tera dil farebi ho aur hum sirphire bhi ho
 Pyaar vyaar hum nahi jante seedhe sadhe lagte ho
 Mere dil aise lagte ho na karte hain karaar hum tumse
 Hmm ise jo maaf kije agar yeh dil zara sa hai nitthalla
 Iradein hain be imaan se
 Dil ye dhokha-dhadi kar dega socha na tha
 Itni yeh gadbadi kar dega socha na tha
 Aise mushkil khadi kar dega socha na tha
 Udd gaye tote re tere to udd gaye tote re - 2
 
 Mere kaanon mein kayi roshan gaanon se kahin
 Chhanke teri aawaz hai zyada na hai ye kahin
 Chup bhi na hai yeh rahi aankhon ka ye andaaz hai
 Chhalni na ho gaya balma milne mein bhi khona phisalna
 Khwaabon mein bhi tum chalna dheere se
 Dil ye dhokha dhadi kar dega socha na tha
 Itni yeh gadbadi kar dega socha na tha
 Aise mushkil khadi kar dega socha na tha
 Udd gaye tote tere to udd gaye tote re
 Udd gaye tote re tere to udd gaye tote re - 2

Bol Bugger Bol Lyrics from Jackpot (2013)

 Code bol bugger aye pondy song re soniya
 Bol bugger bol code bol bugger
 Bol bugger bol bol don't say nothing
 
 Poker ka rule samajh le nazron ke teer se bach le
 Chehre pe ghuma ke istri khel ke khel se kat le
 Bol bugger bol code bol bugger bol bugger bol bol code bol
 Hathi hai laal mein ranga chidiya le sher se panga
 Khatre ke satrah bahaane kismat ka khel yeh nanga
 He gaada het that jackoy pot the pondy
 Dony me that rackpot the pondy
 We ??  sex ponda pondy
 
 Paanch khokhe paanch sau peti
 Cash re cash
 Arre bol re mera pondy muaa
 Aye bugger lamdya
 Aasmaa se khajoor pe atka churan ka chhuda le chaska
 Dil khol ke khulegi kismat blind pe bhi maarega madka
 Bol bugger bol code bol bugger bol bugger bol bol code bol
 Keeda hai kaand ka mera ghanta kya jata hai tera
 Khambhe se bhi lambe iraade kya hoga ke sera sera
 He gaada het that jackoy pot the pondy
 Dony me that rackpot the pondy
 We ??  sex ponda pondy
 
 Seedhi nazar teri chaal hai yeh duniya jhol hai jhaal hai
 Hathoda le tu thok de talwar ki noke pe maal hai
 Bol bugger bol code bol bugger bol bugger bol bol code bol
 Sikke ka head hai tail re pondy tu third class fail re
 Aana aana na kar bugger casino close to jail hai
 (He gaada het that jackoy pot the pondy
 Dony me that rackpot the pondy
 We ?? sex ponda pondy) - 3
 
 Paanch khokhe paanch sau peti
 Are cash re cash
 Bol bol bol bol bol bol bol bol
 
 Chak ... mai cha gho

Jackpot Jitna Lyrics from Jackpot (2013)

All eyes on you sweet gambler
 You live ice on the table big player
 Your lies full of game sweet sinner
 You bet your heart like a winner
 One pay two pay three of the kind
 Get it streight flush the four than house down
 Burn it down baby burn it down
 Taste the rush you all in jack
 Jackpot jeetna jackpot jeetna - 2
 
 Jaane kya hai hona kya baat hai
 Iss raat ke pehlu mein ek aur raat hai
 Kashmakash hai thodi har daanv mein
 Kyun hai sawaar do naav mein
 One pay two pay three of the kind
 Get it streight flush the four than house down
 Burn it down baby burn it down
 Taste the rush you all in jack
 Jackpot jeetna jackpot jeetna - 2
 
 Nazrein hain tum par o juaari
 Naseeb mein likhi hai jo baazi
 Yahaan pockets full of gold and paper
 Jeeto shaan se o sikander
 One pay two pay three of the kind
 Get it streight flush the four than house down
 Burn it down baby burn it down
 Taste the rush you all in jack
 Jackpot jeetna jackpot jeetna yeah
 Jackpot jeetna ye jackpot jeetna

Kaddu Katega Lyrics from R Rajkumar

Kaddu katega to sabmein batega - 4
 Jo man bak sandook mein bandook chhupenge
 Niyat mein mohabbat ke zara took milenge
 Sun saanjh se chhuaare mein jo tang si gali hai
 Us tang se galihaare mein maashook milenge
 Nain tan ke badan se tu leke
 Aabroo ke se layi tu leke
 Sirr hi nahi pata nahi kya kya fatega
 Kaddu katega to sabmein batega - 2
 Jab bhi katega wo sab mein batega re
 Kaddu katega to sabmein batega
 
 Kaddu katega to sabmein batega - 5
 
 Rukkhi hai zara sukkhi hai zamee barso se jism ki
 Barsaade ras barsaade mare hothon pe tu rangeen
 Rukkhi hai zara sukkhi hai zamee barso se jism ki
 Barsaade ras barsaade mare hothon pe tu rangeen
 Aaj kar de tu aisi tabaahi khali hote hi puri surahi
 Khud b khud jo badhega-ghatega
 Kaddu katega to sabmein batega - 2
 Kaddu katega to
 Kaddu kategaa to sabmein batega
 
 Desi hoon mujhe gatka le
 Tujhe bhulwa doon vilayati mudde ki phir baatein ho
 Badi karli hai dakaiti tujhe bhulwa doon vilayati
 Mudde ki phir baatein ho badi karli hai dakaiti
 Jaise hi ho khatam kaam taintis
 Hote hote chhuare se kismis
 Naam tu sirf mera ratega
 Kaddu katega to sabmein batega - 3
 Kaddu kategaa to
 Kaddu katega to sabmein batega

Eggjactly Lyrics from Jackpot (2013)

Saare jahaan se achcha can't even afford a bloody kachchha
 I don't that pasta indians sorry eggjactly
 
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai - 2
 
 Mera bharat hai mahan phir bhi sab hain pareshan
 Paisa power hi pehchan sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
 Khol li kursi ki dukaan gamnap shamnap apna imaan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 India thi sone ki yeh chidiya
 Whats that
 Just check the wikipidea
 Kya hua kab hua kyun hua kaise hua
 Maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
 Cut to the 1947 seven ab desh hoga heaven
 Ding dong the bell splash in the well
 Heaven hua popat and now eleven hells
 Bhagalpur bofors bhopal lokpal
 Gujarat ayodhya mumbai ka dekho haal
 All is well all is well
 Ghanta
 Foreign scam coalgate cricket ho ya tail
 Bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
 Politics politics kya hai yeh khel
 Upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale
 Hum iski lenge hum uski lenge
 Woh lende hum denge oye  2g 3g
 Itne saare kaand khulte hain jab kaand
 Phat jaati hai pant
 What you thaughts
 Commonwealth to dekho pat gayi hai
 Aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
 Main bhi anna main bhi anna dum nahi hai 
 Aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai
 Doodh wala paav wala tail wala
 Rickshaw wala sabzi wala phone wala
 Cable wala film wala motor wala
 Taxi wala raddi wala istri wala
 Jhoothe ka hai bol bala kaam hai sara jhol wala
 Jhol jhol hhol jhol 
 Khambhe se bijli churaate
 Heroine ke pimple ko bhi 
 Dekho yeh headlight banaate
 Paani mein hai doodh milaate
 Sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate
 
 Mera bharat hai mahan
 Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
 Paisa power hi pehchan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
 Khol li kursi ki dukaan
 Gamnap shamnap apna imaan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Babes kitne minute ho gaye
 Two and half minutes
 How the long should it be
 Ten inches
 You bloody paavli kam i mean the songs
 Four and half minutes
 Itne shabd nahi hain mere paas
 Ek kaam karo yahaan ek music peice ghused do
 Sorry eggjactly
 
 Mera bharat hai mahan
 Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
 Paisa power hi pehchan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai
 Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
 Khol li kursi ki dukaan
 Gamnap shamnap apna imaan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 It hurts by the heart to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat
 Sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan phir bhi mera bharat mahan
 But on the other hands ek imaandar to baaki hai
 Ummdde par duniya kayam hai
 Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai
 Sorry eggjactly

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Mat Maari Lyrics from R Rajkumar

Aye kutte idiot hat teri to
 Ek chanta maar ke na tera muh suja doongi main
 Chor lukkha luchcha ganda
 Chor hai tu luchcha hai tu
 Had se bada tuchcha hai tu
 Chor hoon main luchcha hoon main
 Had se bada tuchcha hoon main
 Hat kabhi dekha hai tune sheeshe mein khud ko
 Akal se khachchar shakal se bandar
 (Harkatein hain gundon wali
 Baaton se tu hai mawaali) - 2
 Lafanga pukaare ya gunda mawaali
 Mujhe teri gaali bhi lagti hai taali
 
 Shutup ok you shutup hoo
 Lafanga pukaare ya gunda mawaali
 Mujhe teri gaali bhi lagti hai taali
 Ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Arre mar jaake kahin
 Haaye
 Maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Joker lagta hai joker
 Diye ja bhale duniya bhar ke udaaharan
 Tu khud jaanti hai ke tere hi kaaran
 O o o maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari - 2
 Tu baaz nahi aayega na
 
 Arre tujh jaise satrah sau paisath takarte hain
 Ginti sikhata hai kise
 Had paar karne ki koshish agar ki to
 Chappal se maaroongi tujhe
 Yeh aadat kameeni bichhadti nahi hai
 O meri jaanu o o
 Yeh aadat kameeni bichhadti nahi hai
 Sharafat mere palle padti nahi hai
 O o o maari maari maari gayi meri
 Gayi meri mat maari
 O o o maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari ha
 
 Hoye waise buddhi tujhe to aadhi mili thi
 Woh aadhi bhi sad gayi sad gayi
 
 Thoda body bachi thi
 Woh bhi isak ki beemari mein pad gayi pad gayi
 
 Na body ki chinta na khaane ki sudh hai - 2
 Na din ka pata hai ke mangal hai buddh hai
 Ke maari maari maari gayi meri aye
 Arre yeh maari maari maari kya laga rakha hai
 Bada dheeth re hai tu nahi maanega o chhamiya
 Koi bataayega ke iska kya karoon
 O maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Isse chup karaao
 O maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Deva maan mere koi mujhe is paagal se bachaao
 O maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Aye chup be
 O maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Khamosh