Eggjactly Lyrics from Jackpot (2013)

Saare jahaan se achcha can't even afford a bloody kachchha
 I don't that pasta indians sorry eggjactly
 
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai - 2
 
 Mera bharat hai mahan phir bhi sab hain pareshan
 Paisa power hi pehchan sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
 Khol li kursi ki dukaan gamnap shamnap apna imaan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 India thi sone ki yeh chidiya
 Whats that
 Just check the wikipidea
 Kya hua kab hua kyun hua kaise hua
 Maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
 Cut to the 1947 seven ab desh hoga heaven
 Ding dong the bell splash in the well
 Heaven hua popat and now eleven hells
 Bhagalpur bofors bhopal lokpal
 Gujarat ayodhya mumbai ka dekho haal
 All is well all is well
 Ghanta
 Foreign scam coalgate cricket ho ya tail
 Bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
 Politics politics kya hai yeh khel
 Upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale
 Hum iski lenge hum uski lenge
 Woh lende hum denge oye  2g 3g
 Itne saare kaand khulte hain jab kaand
 Phat jaati hai pant
 What you thaughts
 Commonwealth to dekho pat gayi hai
 Aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
 Main bhi anna main bhi anna dum nahi hai 
 Aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai
 Doodh wala paav wala tail wala
 Rickshaw wala sabzi wala phone wala
 Cable wala film wala motor wala
 Taxi wala raddi wala istri wala
 Jhoothe ka hai bol bala kaam hai sara jhol wala
 Jhol jhol hhol jhol 
 Khambhe se bijli churaate
 Heroine ke pimple ko bhi 
 Dekho yeh headlight banaate
 Paani mein hai doodh milaate
 Sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate
 
 Mera bharat hai mahan
 Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
 Paisa power hi pehchan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
 Khol li kursi ki dukaan
 Gamnap shamnap apna imaan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Babes kitne minute ho gaye
 Two and half minutes
 How the long should it be
 Ten inches
 You bloody paavli kam i mean the songs
 Four and half minutes
 Itne shabd nahi hain mere paas
 Ek kaam karo yahaan ek music peice ghused do
 Sorry eggjactly
 
 Mera bharat hai mahan
 Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
 Paisa power hi pehchan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai
 Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
 Khol li kursi ki dukaan
 Gamnap shamnap apna imaan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 It hurts by the heart to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat
 Sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan phir bhi mera bharat mahan
 But on the other hands ek imaandar to baaki hai
 Ummdde par duniya kayam hai
 Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai
 Sorry eggjactly

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Mat Maari Lyrics from R Rajkumar

Aye kutte idiot hat teri to
 Ek chanta maar ke na tera muh suja doongi main
 Chor lukkha luchcha ganda
 Chor hai tu luchcha hai tu
 Had se bada tuchcha hai tu
 Chor hoon main luchcha hoon main
 Had se bada tuchcha hoon main
 Hat kabhi dekha hai tune sheeshe mein khud ko
 Akal se khachchar shakal se bandar
 (Harkatein hain gundon wali
 Baaton se tu hai mawaali) - 2
 Lafanga pukaare ya gunda mawaali
 Mujhe teri gaali bhi lagti hai taali
 
 Shutup ok you shutup hoo
 Lafanga pukaare ya gunda mawaali
 Mujhe teri gaali bhi lagti hai taali
 Ho maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Arre mar jaake kahin
 Haaye
 Maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Joker lagta hai joker
 Diye ja bhale duniya bhar ke udaaharan
 Tu khud jaanti hai ke tere hi kaaran
 O o o maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari - 2
 Tu baaz nahi aayega na
 
 Arre tujh jaise satrah sau paisath takarte hain
 Ginti sikhata hai kise
 Had paar karne ki koshish agar ki to
 Chappal se maaroongi tujhe
 Yeh aadat kameeni bichhadti nahi hai
 O meri jaanu o o
 Yeh aadat kameeni bichhadti nahi hai
 Sharafat mere palle padti nahi hai
 O o o maari maari maari gayi meri
 Gayi meri mat maari
 O o o maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari ha
 
 Hoye waise buddhi tujhe to aadhi mili thi
 Woh aadhi bhi sad gayi sad gayi
 
 Thoda body bachi thi
 Woh bhi isak ki beemari mein pad gayi pad gayi
 
 Na body ki chinta na khaane ki sudh hai - 2
 Na din ka pata hai ke mangal hai buddh hai
 Ke maari maari maari gayi meri aye
 Arre yeh maari maari maari kya laga rakha hai
 Bada dheeth re hai tu nahi maanega o chhamiya
 Koi bataayega ke iska kya karoon
 O maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Isse chup karaao
 O maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Deva maan mere koi mujhe is paagal se bachaao
 O maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Aye chup be
 O maari maari maari gayi meri mat maari
 Khamosh

Palang Todh Lyrics from Singh Saab The Great

Kattha kaun sa lagaya daali kaun si supari re
 
 Kattha kaun sa lagaya daali kaun si supari
 Mil jaaye panvadiya to dungi use gaari
 Sare aam panvadiye ki phoonk doon dukaan
 Khaayike o khaayike o khaayike palang todh paan - 2
 Tune le li meri jaan haari hari main to hari re
 Haari hari main to haari sala hata be imaan
 Khayike palang tod paan toone le li meri jaan - 2
 
 (Gale mein lapete hue reshmi rumaal
 Roz roz aaye muaa kar ke hoth laal) - 2
 Mere dil pe kya beete re
 Mere dil pe kya beete nahi samjhe nadaann
 Khaayike palang tod paan tune le li meri jaan - 2
 
 Bajne laga aaj phir se man mein mere danka
 Jee kare main phoonk daaloon papiyon ki lanka
 Are aaja re aaja re aaja re
 Aaja re aaja re aaja re aaja re aaja
 Aaja mita doon main tohre man mein jo shanka
 Poora kabhi hoga na armaan tere man ka
 Main right hoon tu wrong hai - 2
 Are yeh kaun sa song hai
 Chhodo chhodo aji chhodo na
 Chhodo chhodo ye ladayi
 Balam kyoon ho pareshaan
 Khaayike palang todh paan tune le li meri jaan - 2
 O kattha kaun sa lagaya daali kaun si supari
 Mil jaye panvadiya to dijo use gaari
 Sare aam panvadiye ki phoonk doon dukaan
 Khaayikeo khaayike
 O khayike palang tod paan tu bhi le le meri jaan
 Khayike palang tod paan tu bhi le le meri jaan

Saree Ke Fall Sa Lyrics from R Rajkumar

(Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
 Kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re) - 2
 Touch kar ke touch kar ke - 2
 Kahaan chal di bach kar ke
 Touch kar ke touch kar ke
 Touch kar ke dil se dil attach kiya re
 Kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
 Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
 Kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
 
 Saya jab se mila tera saya
 Bhaya mujhe har baar tu bhaya
 Laya sapne hajaar tu laya
 Aise aise haan aise aise aise jaise
 Aaya jabse hai yaar tu aaya
 Chhaya bann ke hai pyaar tu chhaya
 Laya sapne hazaar tu laya
 Aise aise haan aise aise aise
 Sach kar ke sach kar ke mere sapne sach kar ke
 Kahaan chal di bach kar ke touch kar ke touch kar ke
 Touch kar ke dil mera kyun scratch kiya re
 Kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
 Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
 Kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
 
 Ghar se chali main jahaan kabhi ghar se
 Sar se chunri kahaan udi sar se
 Darr se nikli ye jaan meri darr se
 Aise aise haan aise aise aise aise jaise
 Barse barse ghata kahin barse
 Tarse mere armaan sabhi tarse
 Darr se nikli ye jaan meri darr se
 Aise aise haan aise aise aise
 Cut karke cut karke seene se dil cut karke
 Kahaan chal di bach kar ke cut kar ke cut kar ke
 Cut kar ke dil kahaan phir patch kiya re
 Kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
 Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
 Kabhi chhod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re
 Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re

Daaru Band Kal Se Lyrics from Singh Saab The Great

Haaye teri nazaakat kya kahne
 Tere bholepan pe mar baithe
 Hoo ik zindadi di thi rab ne hume
 Hum tere hawale kar baithe
 Ee kennu kah re ho ennu ya mennu
 Are bhabhi peene dijiye
 Mahakashi to naawabo ka shauk hai
 
 Mahkashi kya hum kya jaane hum to dilbar ke deewane - 2
 Itne si request hai tujhse yaar dil ke hain puraane
 Aaj peene de kal se
 Daru band kal se kal se kal se
 Daru band kal se daru band kal se kal se kal se - 2
 Daru band kal se
 Siddha saddha banda haan main simple jeeta simple jeeta - 2
 Ander se demand na aati main na peeta main na peetaa
 Peg bhar de peg bhar de peg bhar de
 Daru band kal se daru band o daru band
 O daru band kal se kal se kal se daru band kal se - 2
 
 Paajio paji mere paji tussi kidda ek baat
 Aye parjayi ka ho gaya aaj bada bura haal
 (Teeri phrase mein sher likha hai
 Rab mujhe rab bas tujhmein dikha hai) - 2
 Meri aankhon mein tu padh le dil pe tera naam likha hai
 Haan kar de haan kar de
 Meine khayi kasam mujhe tere sang
 Daru band kal se kal se kal se daru band kal se - 3
 O mahkashi kya hum kya jaane hum to dilbar ke deewane
 Itne si request hai tujhse yaar dil ke hain puraane
 Aaj peene de kal se
 Daru band kal se kal se kal se daru band kal se
 O daru band kal se kal se kal se daru band kal se - 2

Jab Mehndi Lag Lag Jaave Lyrics from Singh Saab The Great

Dunne rutte ruk gayi soni soni rut
 Dunne rutte ruk gayi re kurti da huk
 Dil vich ki tere bas jaavaan main
 Soniye ne ruk zara, ruk ruk ruk
 Jab mehandi lag lag jaave - 2
 Jab chuda saj saj jaave
 Katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 Jab mehandi lag lag jaave
 Jab chuda saj saj jaave
 Katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 Waise jaise teri hi surat
 Aankhon mein bas jaave
 Kuchh aur nazar nahi aave
 O rattaan katdiyaan nahin nahin nahin nahin
 Katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 O raataan katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 
 (Munge vi da nag maahi kare jag mag
 Thagna hai dil to ankhiyon se thag) - 2
 Choodi sang choodi kare khan khan khan
 Tere sang choodi kahe meri dhadkan
 Oye aajao sare nach lo gaa lo
 Dhol hai rocking oye bhangde pa lo
 Oye aise naacho maar ke atthi
 Dance floor pit jave dj phir ye song lagave
 Ke raataan katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 Katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 O raataan katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 
 Adh naino wali ankh baar sajna - 2
 Tere sang hona hai faraar sajna
 Haaye main tere sadke jaavan
 Main mar javaan, oye main mar javaan
 Are aankho ke sang aankhon ke
 Jab baat-shaat ban jaave
 Pal, pal halchal mach jaave
 Ke raataan katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 Katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 O raataan katdiyaan nahi nahi nahi nahi nahi
 Jab mehandi lag lag jave
 Jab juda saj saj jave
 Ke rattan katdiyaan nahin nahin nahin nahin nahin

Heer Lyrics from Singh Saab The Great

Haaye teri nazaakat kya kahne
 Tere bholepan pe mer baithe
 Hoo ik zindadi di thi rab ne hume
 Hum tere hawale kar baithe
 Tere roop ki dhoop ka kya kehna
 Meri sham-e-saver kar deti hai
 Hoomeri jaan pe ban ban aati hai
 Jo tu zulf ko jhatkaa deti hai
 Mujhe chaand ne ik din puchha tha
 Tune mujhsa koi dekhaa kya
 Ho ho maine hans ke usse sawaal kiya
 Toone yaar ko mere dekhaa kya
 Meri heer na chhadd ke ja mainnu..
 Teri minnataan hazaar main karda haan
 Ho ho kive katdi hai tere baad meri...
 Yehi soch ke te main marda haan
 Rab dhundhan niklaa mil jana
 Par tainnu kive main paavangaa
 Kinnu saamne bitha ke ankhiya de
 Haye dil di gal sunaavanga