Eggjactly Lyrics from Jackpot (2013)

Saare jahaan se achcha can't even afford a bloody kachchha
 I don't that pasta indians sorry eggjactly
 
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai - 2
 
 Mera bharat hai mahan phir bhi sab hain pareshan
 Paisa power hi pehchan sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
 Khol li kursi ki dukaan gamnap shamnap apna imaan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 India thi sone ki yeh chidiya
 Whats that
 Just check the wikipidea
 Kya hua kab hua kyun hua kaise hua
 Maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
 Cut to the 1947 seven ab desh hoga heaven
 Ding dong the bell splash in the well
 Heaven hua popat and now eleven hells
 Bhagalpur bofors bhopal lokpal
 Gujarat ayodhya mumbai ka dekho haal
 All is well all is well
 Ghanta
 Foreign scam coalgate cricket ho ya tail
 Bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
 Politics politics kya hai yeh khel
 Upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale
 Hum iski lenge hum uski lenge
 Woh lende hum denge oye  2g 3g
 Itne saare kaand khulte hain jab kaand
 Phat jaati hai pant
 What you thaughts
 Commonwealth to dekho pat gayi hai
 Aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
 Main bhi anna main bhi anna dum nahi hai 
 Aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai
 Doodh wala paav wala tail wala
 Rickshaw wala sabzi wala phone wala
 Cable wala film wala motor wala
 Taxi wala raddi wala istri wala
 Jhoothe ka hai bol bala kaam hai sara jhol wala
 Jhol jhol hhol jhol 
 Khambhe se bijli churaate
 Heroine ke pimple ko bhi 
 Dekho yeh headlight banaate
 Paani mein hai doodh milaate
 Sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate
 
 Mera bharat hai mahan
 Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
 Paisa power hi pehchan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
 Khol li kursi ki dukaan
 Gamnap shamnap apna imaan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Babes kitne minute ho gaye
 Two and half minutes
 How the long should it be
 Ten inches
 You bloody paavli kam i mean the songs
 Four and half minutes
 Itne shabd nahi hain mere paas
 Ek kaam karo yahaan ek music peice ghused do
 Sorry eggjactly
 
 Mera bharat hai mahan
 Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
 Paisa power hi pehchan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai
 Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
 Khol li kursi ki dukaan
 Gamnap shamnap apna imaan
 Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
 It hurts by the heart to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat
 Sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan phir bhi mera bharat mahan
 But on the other hands ek imaandar to baaki hai
 Ummdde par duniya kayam hai
 Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai
 Sorry eggjactly

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